Monday, April 30, 2007

Did you know...



....they have dogs in Chicago*? Yep, it's true!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

What Superheroine Are You?

You Are Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"We saved the world. I say we have to party."

World Premiere!


Spider-Man/Star Wars Featuring Daffy Duck, Episode I
A comic book by Jak-El, age 4


C3PO is in a volcano and the Jedi are fighting and there’s no lava. Yoda is talking to the Jedi. I have a sneeze in my butt!


The spaceship is flying through the sky. Princess Leia is giving a message to R2D2.


Daffy Duck is climbing on a rock and trying to find his way home.


The black one is boring and the red one is flying.


That’s a good Spider-Man and that’s a good Spider-Man and that’s a good Spider-Man. Look, there’s Spider-Man! And that’s a good dragon.


Next issue: The Fantastic Four! They’re all good except one is bad. He’s so angry.


The creator graciously poses for a photo.


Or not.

The End.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Dan-El's Got His Drink On



If you haven't seen it yet, go watch Will Ferrell's The Landlord right now. Two minutes long and very funny. If you're watching at work, be warned--there is some cursin', so put on your headphones.


Friday, April 20, 2007

My Son, the Investigative Journalist Part II

Jak-El: What's the Doctor?

Lois: What do you mean 'what's the Doctor?'

Jak-El: What's the Doctor on Doctor Who?

Lois: What do you mean 'what's the Doctor on Doctor Who?'

Jak-El: I mean, what's the Doctor on Doctor Who?

Lois: He's the Doctor.

Jak-El: Oh. Who are the bad guys on Doctor Who?

Lois: You know. You tell me.

Jak-El: There's the Clockwork Men, and the Slitheen, and the Daleks....there's a lot of Daleks...and K-9...

Lois: K-9 is a good guy.

Jak-El: Oh yeah. K-9 is a good guy and the Doctor's a good guy and Rose is a good guy and the other girl...who's the other girl?

Lois: Martha. We'll see her when the new episodes start this summer.

Jak-El: Oh. Who's your favorite character on Doctor Who? Do you like Rose?

Lois: Sure. I like Rose.

Jak-El: I like the Doctor.

Lois: That's nice.

Jak-El: Why are we in Daddy's car?

Thursday, April 19, 2007

My Son, the Investigative Journalist

Jak-El: Why are we in Daddy's car?

Lois: Daddy's taking my car to the garage to be fixed.

Jak-El: I've never been in this car before.

Lois: Yes, you have. I used to drive this car before we got the other one.

Jak-El: Oh....why are we in Daddy's car?

Lois: Daddy's taking my car to the garage.

Jak-El: I found a McDonald's toy on the seat.

Lois: That's nice.

Dan-El: Bah!

Jak-El: Why are we in Daddy's car?

Lois: Honey, I'm not going to answer that question again. Come up with a new question.

Jak-El: Um....how does Daddy drive this car?

Lois: The same way Mommy does, only faster.

Jak-El: Why are we in Daddy's car?

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Eye See You



Everyone says Dan-El looks just like me. What do you think?

Monday, April 16, 2007

Computer Says No.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Woo-Hoo!



It's No Pants Friday!!!!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Say Hello to Bear!

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

God has given me a gift.


I shovel. I shovel very well.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Pastry By Jak-El

Friday, April 06, 2007

An Easter Present for Cake

Cake has put me on notice for not posting in ages, so here's a post for Cake.

A Holiday Conversation Between Lois and the Husband, While Waiting to Get Their Taxes Done:

Lois: So, are you keeping kosher for Passover?*

Husband: Yes, I'm only eating dog.

Lois: That's okay, as long as you don't put cheese on it.

Husband: Mmmmmm.

(*We're not Jewish.)

I'll post again soon. Well, at least before Yom Kippur.