Car Talk
Dan-El: Jake, I just saw an awesome dude!
Jak-El: Did he have tattoos?
Dan-El: Yeah.
Jak-El: Did he have muscles?
Dan-El: Yeah.
Jak-El: Did he have ladies?
Dan-El: No.
Jak-El: Then he’s only half an awesome dude.
Lois: You have to have ladies to be an awesome dude?
Jak-El: Yeah. Ladies….or dogs.
Lois: Big dogs or little dogs?
Jak-El: Big dogs.
Lois: Which is better to have, ladies or dogs?
Jak-El: Both.
Lois: Which would you pick?
Jak-El: I don’t know.
Dan-El: I wanna be an awesome dude!
Lois: What good about having a dog?
Jak-El: A dog would protect you.
Lois: And what’s good about having a lady?
Jak-El: You’d have a hottie.
Lois: What if a guy doesn’t like ladies? Can he still be an awesome dude?
Jak-El: Nope.
Lois: But that’s okay, right?
Jak-El: Oh yeah. That’s okay.
posted by Lois Lane @ 7:09 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
Standing ovation for the Lois Lads and Lois.
"Did he have ladies?"
Bwah ha ha ha ha.
It probably isn't really ok if he doesn't have a lady.
I agree with IANO. Jak-El probably said that just so you and/or Dan-El wouldn't feel bad.
All I wanted was a Pepsi! Just one Pepsi! And she wouldn't give it to me!
I don't have a lady but I do have a dog...does this make me an awesome dude?
I'm so confused.
Bamboo
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