Top 10 Rejected Dr. Seuss Book Titles

10. “Jack Black in a Hat”

9. “Mr. Brown Can Poo. Can You?”

8. “I’ve Got a Rocket in My Pocket! Dr. Seuss’ Book of Ridiculous Pick-Up Lines”

7. “The Butter Battle Book” (Wait. This one is real
.)

6. “How Mel Gibson Stole Chanukah”

5. “Horton Hears an Exploding Laptop”

4. “Green Eggs and Hammer Toes”

3. "Oh, the Places You’ll Pass Out Drunk in College”

2. “Yertle the Taxidermist”

And the number one rejected Dr. Seuss book title:

1. “One Fish, Two Fish, Snakes on a Plane”