My Son, the Investigative Journalist
Jak-El: Why are we in Daddy's car?
Lois: Daddy's taking my car to the garage to be fixed.
Jak-El: I've never been in this car before.
Lois: Yes, you have. I used to drive this car before we got the other one.
Jak-El: Oh....why are we in Daddy's car?
Lois: Daddy's taking my car to the garage.
Jak-El: I found a McDonald's toy on the seat.
Lois: That's nice.
Dan-El: Bah!
Jak-El: Why are we in Daddy's car?
Lois: Honey, I'm not going to answer that question again. Come up with a new question.
Jak-El: Um....how does Daddy drive this car?
Lois: The same way Mommy does, only faster.
Jak-El: Why are we in Daddy's car?
posted by Lois Lane @ 11:03 AM
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4 Comments:
Lois:
Stop evading the question.
-- Lamont Cranston
I'm sorry. That's proprietary information.
What kind of McDonald's toy?
A red stuffed dog-like creature with very long ears or horns, from some anime show (Digimon, maybe?).
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