An Easter Present for Cake

Cake has put me on notice for not posting in ages, so here's a post for Cake.

A Holiday Conversation Between Lois and the Husband, While Waiting to Get Their Taxes Done:

Lois: So, are you keeping kosher for Passover?*

Husband: Yes, I'm only eating dog.

Lois: That's okay, as long as you don't put cheese on it.

Husband: Mmmmmm.

(*We're not Jewish.)

I'll post again soon. Well, at least before Yom Kippur.