Where Have I Been?
Some of you may have been wondering why so much time elapsed between posts here.
Where was I? What was I doing?
Glad you asked! I was:
1. Working.
2. Sleeping.
3. Fighting crime as the Plaid Canary. Beware my sonic bagpipe scream!
4. Making pumpkin bread.
5. Auditioning for "Dancing With the Unknown Bloggers"
6. Helping Jak-El learn how to use the potty.
7. Helping Dan-El learn how to walk.
8. Helping my cat learn how to clog dance.
9. Scolding my other cat for laughing at how badly her sister clog dances.
10. Avoiding stingrays.
11. Learning how to knit.
12. Writing for another blog.
Yes, at least one of these things is a lie. I can't knit to save my life.
Number 12 is true, and we'll chat about that tomorrow....
posted by Lois Lane @ 8:22 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
12. WHAT???!!!
::faints::
I feel so used. So dirty.
I thought we had something...special. An understanding.
Alas, it was not to be.
BlogSlutBitchWhore.
...You've been a messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin'
and now someone else is gettin' all your best.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin' when you oughta be a changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!
-- Nancy Sinatra, by way of Lamont Cranston
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