The Answer Lady
Mom! I have to pee!
Go to the bathroom.
Mom! I'm itchy!
So scratch.
Mom! Why is the sky blue?
Ask your father.
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Any questions? I live to serve.
posted by Lois Lane @ 5:00 AM
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The world is a mess and I just need to...rule it.
Friday, May 25, 2007
Go to the bathroom.
Mom! I'm itchy!
So scratch.
Mom! Why is the sky blue?
Ask your father.
* * * * * *
Any questions? I live to serve.
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9 Comments:
Why is pee yellow?
Glad you asked!
First off, the bags of mix are heavy--70 to 90 pounds (32 to 41 kilos). Add the muscle power needed to mix the material (and possibly the sand or aggregate) with water, and you have a pretty serious workout on your hands. For this reason, use these steps only if your project requires less than 10 cubic feet (3 cubic meters) of mixed material. Anything more and you should probably either rent a cement mixer (available at most building supply stores), or hire professional pourers with a mixing truck.
Why does NoOprah want to know why pee is yellow?
Ask Hoagy.
Why does Hoagy smell like urine?
Why are we in daddy's car, and why do the seats smell like urine?
-- Lamont Cranston
Why are you humans all so fascinated with urine?
Why won't your kid use my bathroom?
1. He's an Eric Clapton fan.
2. The 8 X 10 framed picture of Hoagy over the toilet was creeping him out.
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