Spins a Web Any Size, Plays the Banjo, That's No Lie...
Jak-El: Mom, what powers does Venom have?
Lois: Um, I'm not sure. He's really strong. And if you go by this Happy Meal toy, he spits water.
Dan-El: He plays!
Jak-El: He does not!
Lois: Sure he does! He plays...the banjo!
Jak-El: Nobody likes the banjo.
Lois: Maybe that's why Venom doesn't have a lot of friends.
Jak-El: You know what instrument I hate? The triangle.
Lois: Why on earth do you hate the triangle? Did you have to play it during music class or something?
Jak-El: Yes. I hate the dinging.
Dan-El: Chicken butt!
posted by Lois Lane @ 8:27 AM
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4 Comments:
WOO-HOO! My favorite thing! A Mom-El/Dan-El/Jak-El Roundtable (well, maybe if it was at McDonald's it was a Rectable?)!
And: My two bossest new catchphrases: "Nobody likes the banjo" and "I hate the dinging." I go now to find ways to work these into e-mail conversations with my clients...("Run-on...passive voice...I hate the dinging...")
P.S. Chicken butt!
Venom plays the banjo like it's a six string pork chop.
Or something.
Anyone ask IANO where our candy and switchflops are yet?
p.s.
Chicken butt!
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