You Know You Need A Haircut When....
...you look in the mirror and realize that no matter what you do to your hair, you still look you belong in "Lost." And not in a sexy, scruffy Kate kind of way, but in a "I've been in the jungle for 15 years and I'm sorta insane now" Rousseau kind of way.
posted by Lois Lane @ 2:32 PM
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8 Comments:
I meant to say something to you the other day...
Was it the machete and gun I was carrying that kept you quiet, or the fact that I was with the "Others"?
It was the freakishly long and unruly hair.
(I kid because I love)
...Ooh. I feel your pain, Miss Lane. I think I'm just going to start wearing a hat around the house. Doesn't even have to be jaunty--just one that completely covers my hair.
Sparkle! I have an ugly headband I've been wearing around the house, to keep the bangs out of my eyes. What's funny is that every time I put it on, Dan-El goes "Oooh, mommy! You look so pretty!"
Awwww. That's sweet! writes a reminder to self to have children or hire a midget to compliment my hair. On the plus side, I will not need to put the midget through college. On the minus side, the midget will likely roll eyes when complimenting my hair.
"unruly"
IANO's now channelling his grandmother, as well. "Someone get those unruly children off my lawn!!!"
p.s.
I need a haircut too. Blah.
I'd still hit it.
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