Lois and the Husband Drive To Boston
Lois: Okay, you want to be in this lane. (points to the right)
Husband: We are in "this" lane.
Lois: You know what I mean. That lane. (points again)
Husband: I'm driving. I can't look at you pointing. You mean one lane over, right?
Lois: Yes. You know, it's not my fault that you don't have a chip in your head enabling you to read my thoughts.
Husband: It's called the "middle" lane.
Lois: Bamboo.
Husband: What?
Lois: Never mind.
posted by Lois Lane @ 2:02 PM
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5 Comments:
Ernie Kovacs!
Tap dancing elephants.
"If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium!"
This sounded like every driving trip with Wifey:
"Turn this way"
Women hate to use the words LEFT and RIGHT.
Freaky Bamboo (My new band name)
Oh, I dunno, IANO... One of my ex-girlfriends said "I left David right after he tried to..." Oh, that's probably not what you meant, huh?
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