A Conversation with MY Puppy
Me: Hello puppy!
Puppy: Hello.
Me:…..um, wait a minute. I don’t have a puppy.
Puppy: No, you don’t. You’re talking to yourself again.
Me: Oh. Right. Sorry.
Puppy: Retard.
posted by Lois Lane @ 8:46 AM
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2 Comments:
And that's why imaginary puppies have the best superpowers?
(Sorry, I'll do better after I rally myself and go and find more caffeine...)
All of you... get out of your puppy's head!
(Yeah, I think I need more coffee too.)
-- Lamont Cranston
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