Go West
I'm off on vacation tomorrow. Where are we going? Here's a clue:
Keep the place tidy while I'm gone. There's Diet Coke and wine in the fridge, and a box of Crispy Hexagons in the cabinet if you get peckish.
Be well, and have a happy fourth of July!
posted by Lois Lane @ 10:44 AM
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7 Comments:
You going to Hoagy's place?
What time's the party start tomorrow, folks?
::crickets::
Oooh boy.
Somebody better make with the white vinegar and the baking soda.
And even so, I doubt that rug is going to be the same.
-- Lamont "Nuh-uh, I wasn't drinking the chianti, no sirrie" Cranston
What if we just make the rest of the rug look the same? Will Lois remember she had a cream-coloured rug and not a reddish one?
Oh, but did NoOprah clean up the mess he made with the chocolate in the kitchen? I told him that if he and Hoagy were going to make S'mores while drunk,I wasn't going to clean up after them...
Come Back, Little Sheba!
All right, people...
I think I've, if not restored the rug, at least evened out the color.
The cat is another story. Whose crud-brained idea was it to give Streaky a poodle cut?
That's definitely not going to grow out by the time Lois and Clark get back...
-- Lamont "Scissorshands" Cranston
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