"Hello and welcome! Today, we're going to be making a lovely holiday ornament. For this project, you'll need some popsicle sticks, a few glittery baubles and some glue. If you don't have glue, tape will work just fine. Now first, take a piece of tape and ...X!@?#$>&*!!!"
"Goddamitt! Stupid non-opposable thumbs! ::sob:: Some day I'll evolve, then you'll see..."
"That concludes today's episode of Dinosaur Craft Corner. Be sure to come back next time, when we make a fabulous table centerpiece out of pine cones, pipe cleaners and a staple gun. And don't forget, today is new comics day, so go out and get yourself some funny books. Personally, I'm looking forward to the 'Black Canary Wedding Planner.' Fishnets and taffeta. Me-ow."
SOOOOOO FUNNY! EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, pardon me while I talk tiny plastic dinosaur shop here for a second. Isn't it great that they often look like they're talking and explaining things? It's because their mouths are open (supposed to be snarling viciously, I guess) and their little freakishly small arms dangle out expressively...
"Isn't it great that they often look like they're talking and explaining things?"
LOL! I noticed that too. I've had that little guy sitting on my various workplace desks for about 15 years. He's got some larger "cousins" upstairs in Jak-El's room that may make an appearance soon.
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Ha! Ohhhhh we're a bunch of loons, aren't we.
::runs to the dollar store to buy toy dinosaurs...::
Opposable thumbs are overrated.
Hold out for webbed fingers. Makes swimming a snap!
-- Lamont Cranston.
SOOOOOO FUNNY! EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, pardon me while I talk tiny plastic dinosaur shop here for a second. Isn't it great that they often look like they're talking and explaining things? It's because their mouths are open (supposed to be snarling viciously, I guess) and their little freakishly small arms dangle out expressively...
"Isn't it great that they often look like they're talking and explaining things?"
LOL! I noticed that too. I've had that little guy sitting on my various workplace desks for about 15 years. He's got some larger "cousins" upstairs in Jak-El's room that may make an appearance soon.
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