This Just In: Poll: What Did You Do This Weekend?

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

"I peed on the bed!"

"I left the Senate!"

"I rode a dragon!"

"I like turtles."

At 7:54 AM, I Ain't No Oprah said...: I peed on the bed.
At 8:17 AM, Sparkle Plenty said...: 1) I saw a coyote! Photo on blog.
2) Bad kitty! Bad kitty!
3) Bad No Oprah! Bad No Oprah!
4) I like tur-tles, too!
At 9:02 AM, Anonymous said...: I married my sister.

No, wait, I married OFF my sister.

Well, she's not really my sister. She's more like a best friend/ex-girlfriend. But I love her like a sister, and besides, it's easier to say she's my sister when we're out together, rather than going through the "We're just friends" rigamarole.

I also went shopping for diapers. For somebody else's kid. So he wouldn't pee on the bed.

-- Lamont "Alas, poor Uric" Cranston
At 11:32 AM, Cake said...: So to sum up:

- NoOprah is incontinent.
- Sparkle likes tur-tles.
- Lamont once dated his ex-girlfriend's best friend's sister.

On the weekend, I did errands, bought stuff, worked, watched movies, and went to a baseball game (where I may or may not have gone out on the field and triumphantly stomped on home plate and shouted "SAFE!!!").