Thursday, August 16, 2007

Random Wednesday Quotes


“I don’t want a Slurpee on an oyster.”

“Everything tickety-boo? Good.”

“It lifts all boats.”

“I’m actually quite fond of lesbians.”

“No! No! Stop it! Ow! You’re hurting me! I’m dying! Oh…we’re done? Can we go to McDonalds now?”

“They’re on your head.”

“I may be mammarily challenged, but I believe in your cause.”

“When I can’t sleep, I count chickens.”

5 Comments:

At 7:35 AM, Blogger Cake said...

I'm surprised to hear you used the words "tickety-boo"...do that often?

 
At 9:16 AM, Blogger Sparkle Plenty said...

Lois: Yaaaaaay! You quoted me saying "tickety-boo"!
Cake: I use that word quite a bit. I picked it up when I was a kid and watched a Danny Kaye movie.
No Oprah: Do they check out your ass because of that hole in your jeans? You should borrow Cakie's emergency needle and thread...

 
At 11:03 AM, Blogger Cake said...

Sparkle:

He already borrowed it and used it to sew a great big yellow smiley face patch on the back of his jeans. ::rolls eyes::

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger Sparkle Plenty said...

Wow! I thought he was going to go with the iron-on patch of President Bush! He must have thought it through a little more.

 
At 11:14 AM, Blogger Cake said...

I think he had second thoughts about associating Dubya with his butt.

I'm sorta surprised he didn't go with Hillary, though.

 

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