Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Arrrragh!

Jak-El now has to wear an eye patch over his left eye for an hour a day to help correct an astigmatism.

Anyone know any good pirate jokes? I think calling him Captain Feathersword is going to get old quick.

7 Comments:

At 9:53 AM, Blogger bostongraf said...

Well, we all know that September 19th is "Talk Like a Pirate Day", but will he be needing the patch that long?

 
At 10:48 AM, Blogger I Ain't No Oprah said...

Captain Jack-el Sparrow?

 
At 10:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which Hemingway novel is always rated tops by pirates?

Why do pirate haircuts cost two dollars?

Why do pirates prefer peg legs to real ones?

What is "15 left-32 right-Piecesof8 left-19 right"?

-- Lamont C-arrr!-anston

 
At 11:06 AM, Blogger Lois Lane said...

Bostongraf: Yeah, at least until early Oct, but only for an hour a day.

IANO: Ha! I like it!

Lamont: Punchlines please. I'm sure the Hemingway joke will go over big at preschool.

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger Sparkle Plenty said...

I can't come up with anything better than Captain Jack-el Sparrow. That should make the patch easier to deal with!

1) What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

2) A pirate, a hooker, and a clergyman walk into a bar. Oh, nevermind.

 
At 12:30 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

There's a Ferrari that parks in the lot at my workplace. It is driven by a man that wear a black eye patch.

That means he has two things I want.

Oh, wait...three if you count all the money.

 
At 2:31 PM, Blogger Cake said...

Bostongraf wants an eye patch?

I'm so confused.

I blame the infrastructure. ::sips::

 

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