Another Night at the Algonquin Roundtable
Lois: Trash pick-up is a day late this week because of the holiday.
Husband: What holiday?
Lois: Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
Husband: Asshole.
Lois: That's not very nice, because...um, Martin Luther King died for our sins, you know.
Husband: Exactly. And that has nothing to do with garbage.
::cat walks into room::
Cat: Meow! Meow!
Lois: Oh crap. I still have to feed you guys too.
Cat: Meow!
Lois: Asshole.
posted by Lois Lane @ 10:09 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Ash-hole.
Canada's better! We don't have a holiday today!
Wait...oh.
CRAP!
HA!
I have no idea when my back-up trash day is. In most places, it's usually just a day later than usual due to holidays. Yet, two elderly neighbors have completely confused me with two different stories. As far as I can tell, due to MLK Jr. Day, my trash will not be picked up until April. This might be some hazing ritual for new neighbors under 80.
Hey! I ain't sittin' on no dang curb until April!
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