This is a tough call for me, but: Army of robots! Because: Less stinky! Less likely to harbor maggots that will gross me out and ruin my day! Less likely to have limbs that will fall off and the enemy can use to beat them with!
Its really a difficult decision. With robots, you run the risk of them becoming sentient because of nanotechnology or something (*nothing* good ever comes of nanotechnology) and no longer obeying you.
With the dead, its really hard to incentivize them to perform well. Things like good dental coverage really don't influence them much.
Oh, and robot zombies. Definitely.
Or maybe zombie robots. With the heads of puppies.
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This is a tough call for me, but: Army of robots! Because: Less stinky! Less likely to harbor maggots that will gross me out and ruin my day! Less likely to have limbs that will fall off and the enemy can use to beat them with!
A sweet January surprise of your home baked sugar cookies.
Why?
Because with them, I could rule the world!
Neither...I'd like an army of puppies. Nobody can stand in the way of an army of PUPPIES.
And with my army of puppies, I shall TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
How about an army of puppies made of sugar cookie dough?
Robot zombies or zombie robots?
-- Lamont "Both Sides Now" Cranston
Its really a difficult decision. With robots, you run the risk of them becoming sentient because of nanotechnology or something (*nothing* good ever comes of nanotechnology) and no longer obeying you.
With the dead, its really hard to incentivize them to perform well. Things like good dental coverage really don't influence them much.
Oh, and robot zombies. Definitely.
Or maybe zombie robots. With the heads of puppies.
Could it be Raccoon Robots ?
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