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Lois: Oh, I don't know if you can go, because it’s the day before your company breaks for Christmas, but the kids' school holiday concert is December 21.
Husband: Yeah? I'll see if I can make it. It would be nice to—
Jak-El: WHAT?
Lois: What honey? What's the matter?
Jak-El: What are you talking about?
Lois: Your Christmas concert, at school.
Jak-El: But what about Christmas?
Lois: What about it?
Jak-El: Why is it broken?
Lois: Huh?
Jak-El: Why is Christmas broken?
Lois: What are you talking about—oh! You heard me say 'Christmas break.' That just mean that Daddy's company closes for the week between Christmas and New—
Jak-El: Daddy broke Christmas?
Lois: No! No! Daddy didn't—
Jak-El: DADDY BROKE CHRISTMAS?????!?!??!?!?!?
Lois: No. Christmas isn't broken. It—
Jak-El: ARRRRAGH!
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To sum up:
Christmas is broken. We need duct tape.
posted by Lois Lane @ 4:07 AM
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8 Comments:
Your HUSBAND broke CHRISTMAS? ARRRRRAGH! Call Randolph Mantooth!
Please include this specific dialogue in your forthcoming book of conversations with your children. If you don't have quite enough conversations in this vein to fill a book (and you MUST by now), sugar the tots up and get them talking.
Dear Santa:
Lois's husband broke Christmas. Please adjust your Naughty List accordingly.
Love,
Cake
p.s.
I'll take his presents...I've been very good this year. Really. I wouldn't lie to you.
::pants catch fire::
(Whoops.)
This Superman alien...
is he documented?
Has anyone told Mike Huckabee?
-- Lamont "All Santa's Horses and All Santa's Elves" Cranston
Who is Randolph Mantooth?
::Husband reads blog and comments::
Husband: Who's Randolph Mantooth?
Lois: Remember the show "Emergency"?
Husband: Yeah.
Lois: He was the better looking of the two paramedics.
Husband: But why do they call him Mantooth?
Lois: That's his name.
Husband: Oh....
I wonder if Mantooth has Bluetooth. Forsooth!
*I have no idea who Mantooth is. Is he related to Sabretooth? Or at least Bigfoot?
Sparkle sadly goes to closet, takes down yellowing, crumbling posters of Randolph Mantooth.
(I thought his name was Mantooth due to his exceptionally manly molars.)
Randolph Scott! *bats eyelashes*
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