Tops of the Pops
And now, in honor of Chupacabra Week, let's all rock along with Chupacabra's big hit single...
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What? Chumbawhompa?
Oh.
Never mind.
posted by Lois Lane @ 6:58 AM
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The world is a mess and I just need to...rule it.
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
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What? Chumbawhompa?
Oh.
Never mind.
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12 Comments:
I helped a friend move a few years back.
That song was on repeat.
It'll be a few more years before I can hear it...::feeds band to her pet chupacabra::
OMG you've harnessed the power of a pet chupacabra?
Yes I have.
I hypnotized it using just the Canadian anthem and a shiny quarter...and now it will do my bidding! ::insert maniacal laughter::
Send me two dozen freshly baked popcorn brownies or I'm dispatching him to New England to visit.
Well I don't know how to make those, but I do have some burgers in the fridge for a cookout tonight. Ground chorizo and crushed walnuts in the meat and I'll be using crumbled blue cheese as a topping. I've had these before and they were damned good. That said I'm not sending any up, just letting you know what I'm capable of cooking.
Hey everyone! Dinner at Bacon Ace's house tonight!
Yeah now all you have to do is you know, find the place.
Don't we just sniff the air and follow the bacon vapor trail? Or, don't you have a "bacon beacon"--a ripply strip of light that you use to signal friends to bring you more bacon?
HEY! Did you guys see the chupacabra doing the frug in the corner in that video? I'm seeing them everywhere. The mailman had a distinctly chupavibe today.
The chupacabra knocked me down, but I get up again, no chupacabras can keep me down.
I have a goat blood drink,
I have a vodka drink,
I have a lager drink,
I have a cider drink.
I'll bring the wine...can someone pick me up at the airport? I'll be the slightly frazzled looking redhead with the cage of plush...umm, I mean...tame chupacabras.
::skims hand over plane ticket::
Zounds! I believe that was a "hand skim of menace" there, Cakie! Given your earlier comments, you must have diabolical plans afoot with your winged monkey coterie of chupacabras. So: Definitely a "hand skim of menace."
Therefore, there are different kinds of hand skims! Clueless/helpless hand skim (like your NewBoss), menacing supervillain hand skim, and there might even be a jaunty hand skim? What do you say Lois?
Hand Skim of Menace = Best Superpower Ever!
Now coming to an episode of Heroes near you. Better than Batman and the Tick combined.
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