What Santa (and the Hanukkah Armadillo) Will Bring All the Good Little Chupacabra Girls and Boys
1. Tickle Me Chupacabra
2. Chia Chupa
3. G.I. Chupacabra (with Kung Fu Grip!)
4. Barbie’ Dream Chupacabra
5. Power Rangers: Operation Goat Kill Playset
6. Playschool My First Dismembered Sheep Kit
7. Dora and Diego’s Tasty Endangered Species Funland
8. Mr. Potato Head
9. Clifford the Big Red Chupacabra
10. David Tennant (Oh, wait. That one’s for me.)
posted by Lois Lane @ 4:19 AM
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11. Chupacabra's Goat cone maker. (There aren't enough foods that feature meat on a cone.)
Limited edition Matchbox Chupamobile--goat hood ornament, spines across top, little doors that open and close, fully coated with lead paint, and saturated with totucinogens!
"spines across top"
Uh...since we're being all PC now isn't that a "roof mohawk"?
12) Easy Bake Chupacabra (gross!)
I call 'em spines! Blake calls 'em back mohawks!
Does that make them "Backhawks", or is that too confusing for the Chicago Blackhawks, fine supporter of Stan Mikita's donuts. Mmmm... donuts.
Where was I?
Oh yeah, just don't call it a fauxhawk. That Sanjaya punk needs to die.
::whistles for chupacabra::
I'm not sure how Santa is going to bring YOU David Tennant when he's already bringing him to me.
Sheesh.
- Cabbage Patch Chupacabra?
- My Little Chupacabra?
- Monopoly (Chupacabra themed version)?
OOOOH! I like "Monopoly Chupcabra Version!" "Chupacabra Clue" could be really interesting, too...
Lois, just because you're jonesing for it, here's some virtual tuna noodle casserole with extra-tasty crunchy top! Virtually useless, yet well-meant and virtually freshly baked!
::virtually belches::
Thanks!
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