Because the Chupacabra Got Too Much Attention Last Week...
1. Both say their least favorite food is anchovies…
2. And their favorite food is pomegranates.
3. Both have horrendous back hair problems.
4. Share weekly invitation to Thursday night poker at David Hasselhoff's house.
5. Both beloved by millions.
6. Neither sure America is ready for president named "Huckabee."
7. Agree that "nothing for #7" is a cop-out.
8. Both can drink Chuck Norris under the table.
9. Both have man-crush on John Cusack.
10. Both think Easter Bunny is pompous ass.
posted by Lois Lane @ 4:01 AM
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14 Comments:
Both not seen since 1978.
Both enjoy figure skating as a hobby and a way to stay fit. (It's true!)
p.s.
Sorry, Lois...the only Christmas cards I have left to write are for the folks who are actually getting presents from me (i.e. the close friends). If I were closer, I'd bring you an apology latte!
Yay Bigfoot!
You know this actually isn't Bigfoot week? Bigfoot doesn't know how to promote well, he can't afford a publicist.
Redbeard: Oh, I know. Just givin' him (and Randolph Mantooth) their props.
Cake: My cards are actually in progress. Was going to write them last night, but got distracted with some end of year paperwork the husband needed me to compile for some work-related stuff. Maybe tonight during "Life on Mars."
Clinky: That was a very special episode of "The Love Boat," wasn't it?
WOO-HOO, Lois! I did not realize that Randy and Bigfoot have so much in common! When you try to copy text from Bigfoot's Web site, does it not allow you to do so, too?
Unfortunately, however, you have reactivated my Mantoothian Fevah. You can HEAR him answer questions from fans on his Web site!!! For the record, he has a new Mac that he is not sure how to operate! Does Bigfoot have one? Hmm. Maybe Bigfoot's giant handlike things would make it hard to type anyway.
help me
Will I be in everyone's bad books if I say that the Mantooth guy kinda looks like Patrick Swayze?
And if I then add that it's not a good thing?
::ducks and hides::
In other news, we got a new co-op student here at The Dayjob who's the spittin' image of David Tennant.
And this afternoon he asked me if I'm married.
So it's kinda like David Tennant hit on me. SCORE ONE FOR CAKE!
Dear Cake,
Look at YOU smittening Pseudo-Doctor Who with your 37 feminine wiles! Rock on, I say! Well done!
In unrelated news, I suspect that no one will be wounded by or even disagree with the (libelous, scandalous, AUGHous) allegation that Randolph Mantooth resembles Patrick Swayze.
Just me.
And, I will now need to engage in a virtual hissyfit can of whoop-ass catfight over said allegation. not that I want to, mind you, it's just part of my mantoothian mania this week...let's just pretend I did, eh? Okay. Hissyfit can of whoop-ass catfight over.
Let this fevah pass soon,
Sparkle
You go Cake!
Did you get a picture of this handsome young lad to share with the group?
And did ya' ask him to speak with a British accent, maybe yell "What? What? WHAT?" a few times.
Gigling at Lois' 'What what what' comment.
See if the bloke can also do a Scottish accent, seeing as David Tennant speaks with a Scottish accent. In this case get him to shout:
'Och aye the noo' a few times.
That should also do it.
Yes, yes. British for the Doctor and Scottish for David.
Of course, if he's good looking enough, does he really need to speak?
Cake,
Maybe he's driven wild by your citrusy scent?
Hmmm... I thought Rudolph Mantooth resembled Richard Gere a bit. Patrick Swayze - not so much.
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