The world is a mess and I just need to...rule it.
posted by Lois Lane @ 11:21 AM 12 comments
She left me for an AAAAALBATROSS!Whoops, sorry...Wish for Wings that Work flashback.
Can the Joker fly?
Why do I suddenly have visions of Tippy Hendron having her eyes pecked out by immaculately clad waiters?Why?-- Lamont "Winged Tuxedoed Messengers Of Death" Cranston
Hm. Posted on April 1st... Not implying anything, mind you... I suppose these penguins were all released from the bottle city of Kandor.
I KNEW IT! Those friggin penguins have been faking it all along.
Eat your heart out, Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
Monty Python's Terry Jones introduced the footage. It must be legit.
1) I want Majestic Wildlife music like that to turn on automatically every morning as I rise from my habitat.2) HA!3) That IS Terry Jones, isn't it? He's like, the lost Attenborough!4) Double ha on Lamont's waiter comment!
Sparkle's not a penguin. She's a pigeon. Jayne was right. Damn.Search party's been called off. My Cheerios stay at home. My cat had better start eating again.(And don't be surprised if you see this comment again... )
Has Lois been turned into a pigeon now, too?
Lois,You'd better blog soon or cake's gonna get pissed. You know how she gets with the blog policing and all.
NO SLACKING ON POSTS!!!
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She left me for an AAAAALBATROSS!
Whoops, sorry...Wish for Wings that Work flashback.
Can the Joker fly?
Why do I suddenly have visions of Tippy Hendron having her eyes pecked out by immaculately clad waiters?
Why?
-- Lamont "Winged Tuxedoed Messengers Of Death" Cranston
Hm. Posted on April 1st... Not implying anything, mind you... I suppose these penguins were all released from the bottle city of Kandor.
I KNEW IT! Those friggin penguins have been faking it all along.
Eat your heart out, Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
Monty Python's Terry Jones introduced the footage. It must be legit.
1) I want Majestic Wildlife music like that to turn on automatically every morning as I rise from my habitat.
2) HA!
3) That IS Terry Jones, isn't it? He's like, the lost Attenborough!
4) Double ha on Lamont's waiter comment!
Sparkle's not a penguin. She's a pigeon. Jayne was right. Damn.
Search party's been called off. My Cheerios stay at home. My cat had better start eating again.
(And don't be surprised if you see this comment again... )
Has Lois been turned into a pigeon now, too?
Lois,
You'd better blog soon or cake's gonna get pissed. You know how she gets with the blog policing and all.
NO SLACKING ON POSTS!!!
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