Your Thought for the Day:
There is no situation in life that would not be improved by donuts.
posted by Lois Lane @ 8:00 AM
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008
There is no situation in life that would not be improved by donuts.
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32 Comments:
Dieting?
I am odd. I don't like them.
Shhh don't tell anyone. They will kick me out of Springfield.
No, not dieting. Just an observation from a conversation the husband and I had this morning.
How can you not like donuts?
:-)
Ah...that's a might-y purt-y picture, Lois Lane! Donuts are a friendly, friendly food. I can't think of many situations in life that would not be improved by them. Plus if you sharpen them you can use them as ninja death stars and ward off annoying clients.
Or maybe I'm thinking of something else you can do that with.
Anyhoo, purty picture! Maybe you got scarred by a bad donut experience as a child, Ishat's Fire? I had an unfortunate experience with a moldy eclair that turned me off 'em for life...
Hi Sparkle! Childhood trauma...hmmmm. I hadn't thought of that. It's why I'm afraid of vodka and Cumberland Farms fruit punch. Well, that wasn't exactly *childhood" trauma, although I was very immature at the time.
Let me get into the way back machine.
Oh, Oh, Oh now I remember. It had to do with my first sex experience. I had to choose, hate the donut or hate sex.
I think we all know which one I choose.
They are really just too sweet for my taste and make me a little off for the rest of the day. Though I like things that are sweeter. I think I ate too many as a kid. Actually it is a childhood trauma. I was beaten with doughnuts... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's all coming back now.
Ishat goes off to make some brownies. With M&Ms. And secret special ingredients. LA LA LA.
Donut or sex? Why do you have to choose??????
This is America. Love the donut! Love the sex!
Ummmm...
This would all make more sense if we were taking LSD, wouldn't it?
I went to Chicago and walked around the block and I walked right into a bakery shop.
I picked up a donut right out of the grease and handed the lady a five cent piece.
She looked at the nickel and she looked at me, she said this nickel is no good to me. There's a hole in the middle and it goes right through.
Said I, there's a hole in the donut too!
(Possibly in the public domain)
I just came back here to look at the donut picture. I find it soothing...
And...look what I found! A very fun donutlogue, Ishat's Fire is making brownies (thank goodness), and IANO is either rapping or being an old blues man--Blind Lemon Donut.
I think "Love the donut! Love the sex!" is a mighty fine campaign slogan. I'd vote for Lois. (As long as she lets me have all of the chocolate munchkins.)
P.S. Vodka and Cumberland Farms fruit punch sounds eerily like one of my sister's "immature traumas."
::sings::
Love the sex, love the donut!
Make love, not donuts!
To donut or not to donut, that is the question...
I have the One Donut and I must take it to Mount Doom!
Luke! Use the donut!
We'll always have donuts.
I can eat fifty donuts.
I have a donut...
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a donut.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little donut too!
I'm king of the donuts!!!
Nobody puts Donuts in the corner.
Soylent Green is DONUTS!
You're going to need a bigger donut.
Always look on the briiiight side of donuts!
Why are there never any donuts, Butch?
If Soylent Green was donuts than can I be Chuck Heston?
O.k. I think we all have come up with ways for me to incorporate sex and donuts by now.
But it would just put pounds on me and make him so happy he couldn't satisfy my needs. You know sometimes it's got to be about me.
Yes, I will switch to LSD and sex. trippy sex. Or LSD doughnuts, than I would forget about the sex.
Hmmmmmm Ishat goes into the land of make believe.
Sex sex sex LSD seX seX seX chocolate munchkins.
Sorry got side tracked.
Brownies. Sex and Brownies. Mellow sex. What if I made a brownie in the shape of a doughnut. Sprinkled with LSD.
What's this about sex and munchkins? Is this a Judy Garland thing?
And...
"Blind Lemon Donut?"
Sparkle f**kin' ROCKS!!!
Blind Lemon Donut. Ah-hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... !
*sigh*
Hm. I posted that at 3:37 AM. Says 12:37 AM.
Wonton soup would be good right now...
-- Lamont "It Didn't Make Sense Then, Either" Cranston
Just for you I referenced a doughnut in the next chapter of Mr. Man. I can do that I am the writer. And it actually fit the time period.
Mr RantZ:
That's sick! Dorothy and the munchkins! Oh wait, less sick that what I was thinking to do with them. Never mind.
I've heard that glazed munchkins can be used the same way ping pong balls can...
I meant the Dunkin' Donuts kind, not the Wizard of Oz kind. That would be sick.
Ping pongs balls. I have no clue what you are talking about. I can't even imagine what you cold do with them.
Ishat goes off to watch Priscilla Queen of the Desert for the 13th time. LA LA LA
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