Thursday, August 07, 2008

Priority List for Girls Navy

1. Kidnap David Tennant and make him our shampoo boy. Also kidnap John Barrowman, Eddie Izzard and Randolph Mantooth just for the hell of it.

2. Drink wine.

3. Tame Godzilla.

4. Go to every clam shack on the east coast and demand complimentary fried seafood.

5. Have Trout Week declared national holiday.

6. Drink whiskey.

7. Nothing for #7.

8. Appoint committee to find something for #7.

9. Drink gin.

10. Obtain death ray. Rule world. Buy jaunty hats at Boots. If Boots does not sell jaunty hats, go back to original plan for #10 until they do.

11 Comments:

At 6:33 AM, Blogger Sparkle Plenty said...

1. Best.
2. List.
3. Ever.

 
At 7:57 AM, Blogger Cake said...

1. Dibs on Tennant first! ::plots to lock door and never let anyone else have him::

1a. ::realizes she typed 1. out loud::

2. Yes!

3. Check! ::buys extra trout::

4. Can we have cotton candy, too?

5. It already is one up here. (Well, in my 10 x 10 office, anyways.)

6. I'll bring Sortilege. ::waits for the googling to start::

7. Hmmm.

8. Excellent plan!

9. I might go back to #2 at this point but that's fine by me!

10. Perfect plan.

I believe this is why you're our leader...and, if you're not, you should be. Cheers!!

 
At 7:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sortil%C3%A8ge

 
At 8:06 AM, Blogger Lois Lane said...

Sortilège sounds like it would be great on pancakes!

 
At 11:52 AM, Blogger Jayne said...

Gin and Tennant!! Me , me, me. Sounds so much fun.

Can we have Oreos?

Also, maybe for a day, I thought trout week was an actual Canadian thing. Erm. But don't tell anyone eh.

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger Lois Lane said...

Jayne: Oreos, most definitely! And who knows, in Canada it might very well be a real thing. Our neighbors to the north do love their fish!

 
At 2:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are oreos? If they are yummy please send some.

I loves eating, I does.

Love, Jayne's mum. xxx

 
At 3:33 PM, Blogger Lois Lane said...

Hi Jayne's Mum!!

::waves at computer::

Welcome to the Girls Navy! Oreos are wonderful--chocolate cookies..or rather biscuits :-) with a cream filling.

And they go great with whiskey. Or so I'm told...

 
At 6:07 PM, Blogger Redbeard76 said...

Can I be an honorary Girls Navy member? No worries, I won't tell your Girls Navy secrets. I'll even go to all your girly hairdressers too, I don't mind.

 
At 5:13 AM, Blogger Lois Lane said...

Hey Redbeard! Sure, but you have to walk Godzilla twice a day.

 
At 10:18 PM, Blogger Ishat's Fire and Ice said...

I am still at number one, with Eddie and David. I might be stuck there for a while.

Oreos and David and Eddie what a beautiful combination!

 

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