What Have We Learned So Far This Week?
1. The Crusty Bunker is illegal in 17 states and the District of Columbia.
2. Swim the lake, get a beer!
3. The Cold War was not fought with Nyquil.
4. Hairdressers get tipped a lot better in the U.K.
5. The major difference between the Phony Joker and the Real Joker is that the Real Joker is listed in the telephone book. The Joker enjoys nothing more than a good phone call.
6. In China, tourists who successfully fight the giant baby are revered as gods and get first pick of the new ass hide puppets.
7. Nothing for #7.
8. The Nerd Shoppe is open daily from 12 pm to noon. Except Wednesdays, when it is closed due to lack of interest.
9. Helmets for babies are fine. It's the motorcycles that worry me.
10. The onion is essential. But it must go.
posted by Lois Lane @ 5:08 AM
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WOW! Trust Lois Lane to pull it all together for me! We've learned many essential life lessons this week!!! They kinda snuck up on me.
Also, I'm pretty sure we all clambered out of our silos and learned a key point or two about orange roughy. I can't remember what. Maybe "You have to take the roughy with the smooth?"
"You have to take the roughy with the smooth?"
HA! I wish my company's marketing department could come up with slogans that catchy.
Is it too early for infrastructure?
11. Next week is Trout Week!
Dammit, Lane! Pull yourself together! Heck NO it's not too early for Finfrastructure! Make mine a double trout--hold the net.
(Trout week intimidates me. I feel troutless...bereft of sufficient troutiness. Not since chupacabra week have I felt so lost.)
What is a crusty bunker?
The girls navy should pull their money together and open up one of these saloons here. We would make a killing!
I bet McCain likes crusty bunkers.
We also learned:
1. Aristotle was not Belgian.
2. The central message of Buddhism is not every man for himself.
3. The London Underground is not a political movement.
Um, we DID learn all that, didn't we?
-- Lamont "A Fish Called Learning" Cranston
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