Dear World,
Yes, I'm back.
Yes, we had a wonderful vacation.
Yes, there will be photos shortly.
Yes, I will do the 10 gazillion things everyone wants from me three days ago any minute now.
Yes, we have no bananas.
Wait. Scratch that. Just went to the grocery store. We do have bananas.
So there.
Love,
Lois
Labels: yo- I'm here
posted by Lois Lane @ 10:51 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Dear Lois,
I want you to kick back with some Sangria and pretend you're still on vacation. Immediately.
Thanking you in advance for your assistance,
SP
Dear SP,
Will do. Thanks! This should make the kindergarten family picnic I'm supposed to attend tonight much more enjoyable.
Your pal,
LL
Dear Lois,
Perhaps you should also consider packing along a sippy-cup of tequila. More subtle than a "fun flask," it would blend into the scene better. Although fellow scenesters might question why you cling so tightly to said sippy-cup and do not share it with your child.
Your pal,
SP
Hey,
Just remember, "Always bring a banana to a party."
Glad your back.
If you get tipsy tell them you are on new meds. Covers up a world of craziness. Hee Hee Hee.
Ishat never makes that excuse. Nope never.
If they look at you strange after saying that, just point to your head and say migraine. They will buy it hook line and sinker.
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