A Decision I've Made This Afternoon Based on Things I've Read Online and in Copy I've Had to Edit:
I'm going to start a band called the Techno Savvy Hispanics.
Our first album will be called "Magooing Around Beijing."
Our second album will be called "Amorous Disabled Turtle on the Move."
Halfway through our third world tour, I will quit the band and enter rehab.
Excuse me while I go start drinking to keep on schedule.
posted by Lois Lane @ 12:07 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Dear Lois,
Could the first big album be titled, "South of the Border of the Digital Divide"? 'coz that'd be boss. Or maybe "Diggin' on the Digital Divide" would be sassier?
I'll trade you an incomprehensible bioethics treatise for your swingin' Cisco Kids! And, I'll throw in a nice pitcher of fruity, fruity sangria!
I'm drowning in the bilge water of a similarly leaky titanic of a document,
Sparkle
P.S. Why am I suddenly so very hungry for Mexican-Chinese food?
Can I be the drummer? I don't actually play the drums but it doesn't look that hard. I'll be like a cross between Charlie Watts and...well, Animal from the Muppets.
Unless you need a violinist...I can bring my own fiddle. I can only play about a half dozen songs badly but if we're sorta punky, nobody will be able to tell under all the noise.
p.s.
Retarded monkeys wrote everything I edited yesterday. I purged it all from my brain at 6:01pm. YAY!
Sparkle!
Maybe "Diggin' on South of the Border of the Digital Divide Paradigm"?
Cake!
Sure you can be the drummer! Why not? It's not like I'm even techno savvy or Hispanic, so why should we know how to play our instruments? I think as long as we can count 1234 very fast and pogo we'll be fine.
I think I'll play the recorder. Or the triangle. In an Ed Grimley sort of way.
LOIS! Damn them! Damn them and their stinkin' paradigms! I'll give 'em paradigms!
slips on a pile of outdated contextual and theoretical frameworks, falls down, bumps noggin, lapses into blissful unconsciousness
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