Truth, Justice...and My Son
Husband: Dan-El is lying again.
Lois: What now?
Husband: He said he finished his lunch, but then I found his pizza under the coffee table.
Lois: Sweetie, we've told you lying is bad.
Dan-El: Why?
Lois: It's not nice to lie. It hurts people's feelings and its wrong. And besides, we're always going to figure it out. So no more lying, okay? Just tell the truth.
Dan-El: Okay....you've got a big butt.
posted by Lois Lane @ 8:21 AM
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4 Comments:
Have you informed little dude of our country's "Child Exchange and Trade-In" policy?
Well....to be fair, he tells everyone they have a big butt. I think he thinks it's a compliment.
So to sum up:
Sparkle's blog is burning my brain.
(I'm just telling the truth!)
Lois: I imagine that this could make for interesting son/relative dialogues at the family reunions? (Wooh--you had yourself some dreams last night...)
Cakie: Ahem. I can neither confirm nor deny that I changed the color of my blog's background today to a shade that might or might not have been visually assertive. There's a 50-50 chance that the 5 of you who read it could have experienced a halluci-ma-nation.
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