Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Everyone's a Critic...

Lois: Wanna hear a joke? Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Jak-El: I dunno.

Lois: Because 7 8 9.

Jak-El: I don't get it.

Lois: 7 ate 9....get it?

Jak-El: No....

Lois: 7 ate -- chomp chomp chomp -- 9. Now do you get it?

Jak-El: Oh......yeah, I get it. Is that supposed to be funny?

Lois: It is funny.

Jak-El: No, it's not. You know what joke needs?

Lois: What?

Jak-El: More farting.

5 Comments:

At 6:24 AM, Blogger Redbeard76 said...

Boys do love a good fart joke.

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger Sparkle Plenty said...

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting cow!"
"Interrup--"
"MOO!"

 
At 6:46 PM, Blogger The Silver Fox said...

The best jokes have farts AND Hitler.

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Hitler!"
"Hitler who?"
[Hitler farts loudly]

See?

 
At 1:50 PM, Blogger Lois Lane said...

And the Silver Fox wins!

 
At 10:27 PM, Blogger The Silver Fox said...

Thank you!

What do I get?

A photo of Hitler? {Silver Fox farts]

 

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