A Snippet IANO Will Love

(Husband and Lois watch coverage of Eunice Shriver's wake on the news)

Husband: Oprah? What the hell is Oprah doing there?

Lois: Huh? Oprah's there?

Husband: Yeah. She...oh, I know!

Lois: There was free ham.

Husband: YES!!!

(note: I Googled the phrase "Kennedy Ham image" to see if I could find some art to go with this. Along with images of actual hams, I also got pictures of babies, split pea soup, Jon Ham and Morgan Freeman.)