On the Way to Buy the Christmas Tree...
Dan-El: Why did the cat cross the road?
Lois: I don't know. Why did the cat cross the road?
Dan-El: To decorate the Christmas tree!
(Everyone laughs)
Jak-El: I don't get it.
Lois: It's funny, because cats are Jewish.
Jak-El: Oh. Yeah.....I don't get it.
Thank you, thank you. We'll be here until New Year's. Try the veal. Don't lick the tree. Tip your waiters. Watch out for the creepy Santa.
posted by Lois Lane @ 2:51 PM
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2 Comments:
This is a classic joke that I will be adding to my vaudeville routine.
Are you sure I can't lick the tree? It smells so pinelicious.
(In terms of tipping the waiters, does it count if I tell them, "Here's a tip for you, fellows: Stay in school and you'll go far"? If not, I could give them some household tips--like using club soda to remove stains...)
Oh Lois...you almost make me wish I'd had children!!! Way funny!
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