Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head

I'm on deadline at work for the next few days, and since they actually pay me to write, I should probably focus on my articles that are due instead of this blog.

Of course, if someone wants to pay me to write this nonsense, I'll gladly quit my job.

Conversely, if someone wants to pay me to *stop* writing this nonsense, I'll entertain offers. I live to serve.

Happy Sunday.