Why Aquaman Can Still Kick Your Ass, Post Crisis
Mom: Who's your favorite Disney character?
Jak-El: Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Goofy works in his garden and Ruddo goes in his house.
Mom: Ruddo? Rudolph?
Jak-El: No. Rudd-iol.
Mom: Riddler?
Jak-El: No. *sigh* RUH-DO.
Mom: Oh. Pluto?
Jak-El: Yes! Pluto.
Mom: Who would win in a fight, Goofy or Aquaman?
Jak-El: Aquaman!
Mom: Why?
Jak-El: Aquaman would go under the water glug, glug, glug. But he doesn't have a submarine.
Mom: What does he have?
Jak-El: He has paper on his nose.
And *that* is why Aquaman can still kick your ass.
Happy Tuesday.
posted by Lois Lane @ 6:18 PM
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2 Comments:
What if he had a paper turkey on his nose? Would he still win?
Enquiring minds want to know.
Good question!
No, a paper turkey would be his downfall. All that paper tryptophan would would make him sleepy and then Goofy would definitely be able to kick his ass.
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