Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Why Aquaman Can Still Kick Your Ass, Post Crisis

Mom: Who's your favorite Disney character?

Jak-El: Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Goofy works in his garden and Ruddo goes in his house.

Mom: Ruddo? Rudolph?

Jak-El: No. Rudd-iol.

Mom: Riddler?

Jak-El: No. *sigh* RUH-DO.

Mom: Oh. Pluto?

Jak-El: Yes! Pluto.

Mom: Who would win in a fight, Goofy or Aquaman?

Jak-El: Aquaman!

Mom: Why?

Jak-El: Aquaman would go under the water glug, glug, glug. But he doesn't have a submarine.

Mom: What does he have?

Jak-El: He has paper on his nose.

And *that* is why Aquaman can still kick your ass.

Happy Tuesday.

2 Comments:

At 7:59 AM, Blogger Cake said...

What if he had a paper turkey on his nose? Would he still win?

Enquiring minds want to know.

 
At 8:29 AM, Blogger Lois Lane said...

Good question!

No, a paper turkey would be his downfall. All that paper tryptophan would would make him sleepy and then Goofy would definitely be able to kick his ass.

 

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