This Just In: Mitt Monday!!!

Monday, September 10, 2007

Who would you rather have in the White House?

Oven Mitt
I'll hold your pans.

Catcher's Mitt
I'll hold your balls.

Mitt Romney
I have one wife to hold my pans and another wife to hold my balls.

At 6:44 AM, Anonymous said...: Don't say "balls." For God's sake, you're a mother!

-- Lamont "Don't forget about EmMITT Till. Except it's really spelled 'Emmett'" Cranston
At 8:45 AM, I Ain't No Oprah said...: So let me get this straight, Mitt Rommney has two catcher mitts?
At 9:11 AM, Lois Lane said...: Lamont: Balls, balls, balls, spam, balls, balls, balls, balls.

IANO: Ha!
At 9:28 AM, Sparkle Plenty said...: Oven Mitt! Oven Mitt! Oven Mitt!
At 12:12 PM, Cake said...: So to sum up:

Mitt Romney likes baseball???

(As a Canadian, I'm way too sweet and innocent to get any of this, of course.)
At 1:41 PM, Lois Lane said...: "Mitt Romney likes baseball???"

Yes. And cooking too!
At 9:07 PM, Cake said...: Pudding??