Iron Man!
posted by Lois Lane @ 7:26 AM
10 comments
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The world is a mess and I just need to...rule it.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
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10 Comments:
HA! I love it.
Who gets to teach him the Black Sabbath power chords?
-- Lamont "Paranoid" Cranston
He's adorable!
Does that suit come with powers? Cuz, if so, I'm willing to commission one for myself!
I see what you mean about the "not sewing" thing.
Can you figure out a way to use construction paper to hem a pair of pants for me?
And boy, did I dazzle IANO today when I told him there was an Iron Man movie coming out! Am I Mr. Cutting Edge, or what?
P.S. ~~ The Iron Man movie stars Robert Downey, Jr., brother of Morton Downey, Jr.
P.P.S. ~~ I think the Iron Man character was stolen from a hero called The Bird, because all of his powers came from the suit, too. (And I only expect IANO and Cousin Saul to get that.)
David: Happy to hem those pants for you!
::holds up stapler::
Cake: Superpowers include the ability to use the potty, eat own weight in peanut butter crackers and watch same episode of "SpongeBob" 876 consecutive times.
Lamont: His dad is working on that.
Sparkle: Want me to make costumes for the squirrels? I'm sure it would help them blend back into the wild.
Dear Lois,
YES, yes, YES...A thousand times YES!
They're staying outside in the cage for the first time tonight. Am resisting temptation to leave graham crackers, marshmallows, and Hershey bars suggestively outside cage door. That would just convey the wrong "going-back-to-the-wilderness message."
Yours very appreciatively,
Sparkle
P.S. Ability to use the potty is a very important super power. Very important. Congrats to you all.
Excellent!!
No washing, no ironing involved. I'll commission you as well.
Plus with the whole mask thing, the kids won't ever need to wash their faces or teeth because no one will see. A fortune will be saved on toothpaste and soap.
It is a win, win situation.
"Superpowers include the ability to use the potty, eat own weight in peanut butter crackers and watch same episode of "SpongeBob" 876 consecutive times."
Oh. I already have the first two powers and I'm not sure I'm interested in that last one. I think I'll cancel my commission, if that's okay...you can keep the deposit, though. Just don't eat it all at once! (All my deposits are made in the form of cake, of course.)
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