Coming Soon to Fox: America's Next Top Whore
::Lois and the Husband watch "Top Chef"::
Lois:Hey, y'know what would be great?
Husband: What?
Lois: If they had one of these "Apprentice" or "Top Chef" type shows for prostitutes. When a contestant gets eliminated, instead of saying "You're fired!" or "Pack up your knives", they could say "Go fuck yourself!"
Husband: Yep.
Happy Thursday.
posted by Lois Lane @ 8:33 AM
7 comments
7 Comments:
1) HA!
2) Wait. Is Top Chef different from Hell's Kitchen or whatever the show with the shouty man is?
3) What IS a Bacon Ace?
4) I respect your liking for melba toast. What do you eat with it?
5) HAPPY THURSDAY!
Hiya Sparkle!
Hell's Kitchen is the show with the shouty man (Gordon Ramsey). We watch that one too. Top Chef differs in that it doesn't have the shouty man and the contestants can actually cook.
Bacon Ace is the ace of bacon. Not to be confused with the queen of proschiutto, the king of pork or the jack of pancetta. (I'm pretty sure I'm misspelling proschiutto.)
I like melba toast with soft cheeses.
Hiya! GOTCHA! I think I've got things sorted out now. And I'm gonna try melba toast again. With soft cheeses. I feel like I should print a retraction. Retracty.
Sparkle:
Mind your truthiness.
-- Lamont "Get Me Out Of Here -- I'm Dancing With Survivor Chefs" Cranston
Which makes me ponder the age old question:
If a whore falls on my wood and nobody's there to pay her does she make a sound?
Wasn't this entry supposed to be in "ThiX JuXt In?"
By the way, who'd host the show? Heidi Fleiss?
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