Signs of the Apocalypse?
posted by Lois Lane @ 7:47 AM
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The world is a mess and I just need to...rule it.
Monday, May 12, 2008
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15 Comments:
I fear for the future.
Th-th-they're making PERFUME out of CHILDREN?
This product, if it's for children, makes me want to bite the people who invented it. It's never good when a product sends me into a feral state.*
*What would be the most feral state? Missouri? Missouri seems a little feral to me...
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I'll take an "E," please. Thank you!
p.s.
My first comment was a doofusy (yes, I made up a word) one. I love that I can delete things. Whew.
REDBEARD!
Oh lord! It's too early for pictures of Jay Leno! It makes me not want to trust people over 50.
SPARKLE!
Making perfume OUT OF children? ! I didn't even think of that! Good lord! Well, it was in Providence, and Rhode Island can be pretty weird...
::writes note to self to specifically tell in-laws not to make perfume out of the boys next time they babysit::
Wyoming was pretty feral...maybe Nebraska?
CAKE!
>>doofusy<<
It was in French? Oh wait, that would be doofuse.
I could have provided the link saying that The Hef wants Miley Cyrus in Playboy. When she turns 18, that is. She's the one perpetuating the children's parfum, I betcha.
I bet Miley Cyrus smells like money.
Sparkle: I was wondering the same thing. Is it baby fat. the essence of the perfume. Hollywood has gone too far now! Using all the baby fat that from the starlet wee ones to make perfume!
Feral state: Oooooo so many nominees!
Red: I think their knowledge is in a different, well, planet. People in the USA worry about Spanish becoming the new language and they are appalled. They should really worry about text and email abbreviations becoming the new language. I overheard two young people talking in this way to each other. I reminded them "you are in America speak American or Spanish. If not I will speak British to you and you wont understand a word of it."
But honestly if school didn't just teach to test scores and were allowed to teach to learning, as some did when I was a wee one, the generation would be learning to learn everywhere. That's why we have to supplement education with our own learning base ways.
ISHAT!
Yeah! That's why I'm teachin' my kids all the important things at home, like the names of the members of the Justice League and all the Doctor Who bad guys. They're little geniuses, I tell ya!
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Lois,
Right On Sister!
My wee ones and I were just yesterday studying the Ood on DVR. It was the origins of the Ood. Last week we learned that the good Doctor did indeed blow up Pompeii. Doctor Friend!
Such important lessons, indeed!
Lois, perhaps it's not a good idea to make anyone start wondering what Miley Cyrus smells like...
Reminds me of a Marvel Comics parody story about The Partridge Family's David Cassidy. Among dozens of merchandising nightmares, he was selling a cologne that "Makes you smell just like David! Made from 100% orangutan sweat!"
I think it has undertones of ear wax.
I'd buy it!!
Soylent Green is Perfume.
Or something.
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