Time Wasting Quiz of the Day
Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test...
Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 66% romantic, 33% comedy, 19% complex plot, and a $ 36 million budget.
With few films under her belt (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation, Marie Antoinette) as a writer/director, she's already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies and Apocolypse Now. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life with poignant sullen moments of introspection. You saw how she stylishly handled Marie Antoinette's life, no? And who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!
posted by Lois Lane @ 5:25 AM
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Woody Allen
Your film will be 69% romantic, 37% comedy, 17% complex plot, and a $ 25 million budget.
Be prepared to have your life story shot entirely in New York City -- though lately Woody's been loving shooting in London. Also, your music soundtrack is all jazz from before 1949. Filmography: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Stardust Memories, Everyone Says I Love You, Match Point, Scoop, etc. Woody has released one film per year consistently for the past 35 years. For the past 15 years he's been trying to make films like his older, funnier ones, just like characters in his Stardust Memories film suggest throughout. Regardless of his personal life, his films are American classics.
Penny Marshall
Your film will be 60% romantic, 41% comedy, 22% complex plot, and a $ 42 million budget.
Crap.
Oh, man, I got Sofia Coppola (Your film will be 57% romantic, 24% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a $ 18 million budget) but I REALLY wanted Sidney Lumet.
I'll bet Sidney Lumet wasn't even a choice...
-- Lamont "Mel Brooks Would Have Worked, Too" Cranston
I so win at this game! Awesome!
"Steven Soderbergh
Your film will be:
63% romantic
34% comedy
38% complex plot
and a $ 38 million budget.
Filmography: Sex Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Erin Brockovich, and various other homemade independent films. He may just want to follow you around for a few months and construct a film out of that. Your humor is either dry or non-existant, but your life is somewhat exciting romantically because you're "bad." At least you'll be surrounded by the best-looking people who will be cast as your friends, who in real life are probably just as good-looking. Then when he wins the Academy Award for your film, he won't have to make anymore "Ocean's" films."
"Your humor is either dry or non-existant"
wtf?
Yeah, I think Cake is winning.
But Bacon Ace apparently has really good looking friends. So, hooray for Bacon Ace.
And I can't wait to see the IANO story, directed by Laverne! Maybe Rosie O'Donnell will play Wifey!
How is my movie going to be made on an $18 million budget -- lowest of any listed here?
Eighteen million? That's barely Marlon Brando's catering budget.
Well, it WAS barely Marlon Brando's catering budget...
-- Lamont "Homemade Light and Magic" Cranston
Great Caesar's Ghost! I, too, am Sofia Coppola. I believe this means that Lois, Lamont, and myself are all members of The Legion of The Lost in Translation...
Ahem. *tap tap tap*
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