For One Thing, I'm 97% Less Plastic...
Just saw the new Lois Lane "Barbie."
It looks nothing like me.
Stupid Mattel.
Happy Thursday/almost Friday.
posted by Lois Lane @ 7:17 PM
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The world is a mess and I just need to...rule it.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
It looks nothing like me.
Stupid Mattel.
Happy Thursday/almost Friday.
About Me
- Name: Lois Lane
- Location: Boston-ish
There are things in my head that need to get out. You'll find some of them here.
7 Comments:
You should sue.
And I hear their using my name in some new movie too...
Now, now, Lois... would this make it all better?
http://www.mytwinn.com/index.html?_e=4492c&_v=4492CFEC5roDa5985C31B8B7
Never did take to these, myself -- there was something about the whole concept that reminded me of Josef Mengele...
-- Lamont Cranston
No. None of these appear to come with a cross-bow, machine gun or rocket launcher, all of which I carry with me at all times. You can never be too careful, especially when you're in the big city with all those scaliwags and sailors.
Oh my dear gawd, those are the creepiest dolls I've ever seen!
If I have nightmares...you're going to hear about it, Mr. Cranston.
I feel terrible about potentially inspiring nightmares in the gateauinous one. Perhaps the following monkey-inspired Web site will smooth her ruffled frosting?
http://www.angryman.ca/monkey.html
Mr. Woggles says hello, by the way -- and points out that he would never, ever subject himself to a diet of monkey chow. His preferred fare includes ragout de lotte aux champignons sauvages and the like. And a mashed banana.
And you should all be very grateful I didn't post the site about eye replacement procedures in Blythe dolls. For some reason I've been doing a lot of research into collectibles recently, and there are some very warped individuals out there.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
-- Lamont Cranston
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