If Only I Knew How to Knit
Sure, I made a Tardis cake. But those of you who know how to knit can go here and find a pattern to knit your very own Dalek.
(Thanks to ComicMix for the tip!)
posted by Lois Lane @ 11:10 AM
5 comments
5 Comments:
What is happening to me? Today I wore an apron when I cooked dinner and now I think I want to knit a Dalek. They look pretty cool.
Tomorrow I'll be dusting with a feather duster... no wait.. I did that yesterday.
Good heavens, Jayne! I think you're being domesticated!
Quick, put on your pink wig and drink this wine!
I'll have Sparkle send some dinosaurs over to help you out of this mess. Just be patient....I'm not sure if they're really strong swimmers or not.
So very, very sad.
(Pathetic)
I was gonna post this same thing, ha! Another blog I read had the step-by-step instructions on it (with pictures along the way).
I can knit but I think I'll stick to straight lines and simple patterns...I think if I tried that Dalek, I'd have my own eyes out with the double-pointed needles before I got 1/100th of the way into the pattern. Heh.
Why, the dinosaurs do just fine as long as they use their "water wings"--these are, coincidentally, shaped like sea monsters!
Oh, no: I'm starting to have flashbacks to my days selling at craft fairs. The room is spinning. When this happens, I usually wake up in Las Vegas married to a blacksmith. HELP ME!
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