My Favorite Headline of the Day
"Police Taser Man With Chicken in Car"
This is pretty incredible. I mean, do you realize how difficult it is to use poultry as a taser? I wonder what the typical voltage is on a chicken...
posted by Lois Lane @ 4:55 PM
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6 Comments:
::grabs a chicken and uses it to taser everyone in the room::
::laughs maniacally::
(That was fun, yes.)
Parts is volts.
-- Lamont "The Family Joules" Cranston
NOBODY expects the Spanish inquichicken!
::chicken-tasers Sparkle for the bad pun::
(While secretly giving it thumbs up and grinning.)
(The pun, not the chicken.)
If you tasered a chicken long enough would it cook it golden brown and crispy?
Would mashed potatoes be included? With gravy and biscuits?
Don't lie to me.
Sparkle:
Ouch.
Seriously.
That one got a pained expulsion of breath.
-- Lamont "Tie Her To The Rack" Cranston
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