What's Your Score?
posted by Lois Lane @ 7:08 AM
32 comments
This Just In
The world is a mess and I just need to...rule it.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
About Me
- Name: Lois Lane
- Location: Boston-ish
There are things in my head that need to get out. You'll find some of them here.
32 Comments:
I'm not addicted at all.
I don't have to comment or post on blogs.
Blogs are for losers.
It's better to be outside in the fresh air and sunshine than inside blogging.
:::looks out to see if it's sunny:::
Only losers would be blogging on a Saturday.
HEY!! WHERE IS EVERYONE???
WHERE ARE MY BLOG-PALS?? HELLO??? ANYBODY!!!???
Pudding. 'member how funny pudding was??? Huh?
And dinosaurs? We all blogged and posted about dinosaurs. Remember?
What if the Beatles blogged....ummmm....I mean What if the Beatles SANG about aaddiction? Would that be funny??
Jak-El??? Are you there, buddy??
Clinky me boy, surely you're online...
Cake HAS to be. HOAG!!! ??
crap.
hddklw
I love the New York Yankees!!
And Hillary Clinton! She's HOT!!
::;vomits in mouth::
Bunch of jerks! Yer all probably over there on Live Journal or Face Book or MySpace or something.
Think yer all so cool!!!
LOSERS!!!
I hate you!
I could have brownies. I could. Maybe I do. Right here.
They might have walnuts in them.
LOSERS!!!
TALK TO ME!!!!
Sparkle-Baby? Talk to me. I'll pretend I know what you're talking about.
I have bacon.
Not sure what to do with it....oh well
I have three nipples.
THREE NIPPLES!!!
Anybody????
You broads all look pregnant. That's what Lamont told me.
::crap::
...and Bush knew all along that there were no WMDs.
He was just trying to finish what his father started!
::crap::
::looks through Lois's drawers, finds stolen comic books::
AH-HA! And what might these be young lady??
::crickets::
::crap::
I'm wearing capri's!!
They're so comfy!!!
I look great! Thin! I'm Stylin'
::slips on bright pink Crocs::
Look at me! I'm trendy!
::crap::
Bunch of bloggin' losers!
Broggin' is for roosers!
Chinese Guy!! How are you?
Rot so good, Kemosabe
Rrow come?
::rickets::
::crap::
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!! SHE IS A HUMAN!
Oh crap, now I'm talking to myself, too.
Oh well, only cool people go online to check e-mail and blogs on a Saturday night. Yup, that's it.
::goes off whistling happily::
I was going to say I saw a duckie and a horsie, but I changed my mind.
-- Lamont "Peanuts" Cranston
P.S. I'm 30% addicted.
I just took the stupid test for real.
75% Loser.
Ha, ha, NoOprah is 3% more of a loser than I am!!
I always suspected it but it's nice to have it confirmed.
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