My New Job
I just received an e-mail from someone I don't know with the subject line "choosen."
I don't have to open it. I think we all know what this means.
I am now officially a vampire slayer. And just in time for Halloween too, which is pretty neat.
If the apocalypse comes, beep me!
Labels: apocalypse, Halloween, vampire slayers
posted by Lois Lane @ 6:47 AM
8 comments
8 Comments:
Choosy Chosen...
uh, know how to spell.
Was this e-mail from someone in Nigeria? You don't have to have opened it to know: You can tell by the return name. Because if they are asking FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN A VERY DELICATE MATTER, it probably isn't about being a Slayer.
There are as many vampires in Nigeria as there are gay people in Iran.
That said, if you are a Slayer, I can't wait to see you do a flying cartwheel. And keep the jaunty hat perched upon your head, as well.
-- Lamont "Band Candy" Cranston
It's the magic o' the jaunty little hat!
Some Choice Choosens
Jif: Choosey choosers choosen Jif!
Ralphie's valentine on The Simpsons: I choo-choo-choo-choosen you!
Heavy metal band: Chuzen (umlaut over "u")
I once got an entirely random e-mail from someone in Nigeria and he turned out to be a for-REAL client and I got for-REAL money from him. TRUE!
If you're looking for a bookish yet cheeky red-headed sidekick, please let me know.
The Choosen One:
Many Are Called...Few Are Choosen!
Cake: You're on..as long as you promise not to try to destroy the world, okay?
Psst! Choosen Lady! What's Kooey Kooey like this time of year?!
Bored now.
::flays her co-workers::
Oh dear. Anyone close enough to the border to make sure Canada is still in one piece?
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