May The Force Be With You
::As Lois, Jak-El and Dan-El leave Cousin Steve's Ye Olde Funny Book Shoppe, Jak-El notices the lifesize Yoda statue in the window::
Jak-El: Mom, his light saber isn't lit up.
Lois: That's because he's just posing, not fighting. If anyone attacks the store, it will light up and he'll defend it. Y'know, between Yoda in this window and Green Lantern in the other one, this is probably the safest place in town.
Jak-El: YEAH! Green Lantern has to poop!
Lois: Well...I'm sure even Green Lanterns need to poop sometimes. Do you think Yoda poops?
Jak-El: No. He's a Jedi.
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To sum up:
Yoda needs more flax seed in his diet.
posted by Lois Lane @ 2:51 PM
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9 Comments:
HA!!!
Okay, please to clarify--is the following a dadaist riposte by young Jak-El or does Green Lantern LOOK like he has to poop?
Lois: ...Y'know, between Yoda in this window and Green Lantern in the other one, this is probably the safest place in town.
Jak-El: YEAH! Green Lantern has to poop!
Green Lantern needs to use 'the force' to poop.
Or Yoda's lightsaber might help.
Sparkle:
Pretty much everything out of Jak-El's mouth is dadaesque.
G.:
Hi! Episodes 1-3 sucked. Can I have my money back please?
Oh that's cute...the Lois Boys must just be a riot to be around! Now I gotta find a picture of Green Lantern. I wonder if "green lantern constipated" brings up anything in Google Image...
p.s.
Dear George:
I want my money back, too! And I also want you to promise never to touch Star Wars again! Thanking you in advance for your cooperation.
One word: Weetabix.
Hey! How's the pirate training going? Do you have to do team-building trust exercises with the other pirates? 'cause walking the plank is just trust-destroying.
Sparkle:
It's going okay. I now speak fluent pirate (arrragh!) but am a little confused at some of the required courses. I mean, c'mon--when the heck am I going to need algebra?
September 19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Green Lantern, apparently, did poop his pants.
I'm running the place on Friday.
Of course, the real joke here, for anyone who has seen the Green Lantern in question, is that he has no pants to poop. Or legs for that matter.
Clinky's in charge today! Hooray!
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