Dreams Can Come True!
A few weeks ago, the Husband had a dream that his dad came over to help us with some stuff around the house, and he brought The Rock along to assist.
Last night, I killed a spider in our living room using this week's issue of Entertainment Weekly.
To sum up:
Thank you, Dwayne Johnson!
posted by Lois Lane @ 7:11 AM
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5 Comments:
Next time, can you dream about a bit lotto win for me and everyone else who reads this? Thanking you in advance!
That is positively eerie!
Last night I dreamed everyone who reads this won a million billion dollars... and this morning I killed a cockroach with a copy of Kant's "Critique of Pure Reason."
Which, if you've ever dropped it on your bare foot, is a lot like dropping a rock on your bare foot.
-- Lamont "All I Have To Do Is Dre-e-e-e-eam, Dream-Dream-Dream" Cranston
I think I'd prefer the Husband's dad and The Rock coming over. It'd be cool. The three of us would have lemonade and cookies on the porch, and then The Rock could haul the sketchy-looking air conditioner up from the basement for me and maybe clean it up with a mild detergent/vinegar/water solution to make sure there's no harmful mold. The Husband's dad could weed whack. Then, we'd all have baloney sandwiches.
I like it.
Cake: I'll have the husband work on that.
Lamont: I Kan't respond to that.
Sparkle: It all seems plausible, except for the fact I don't think my dad-in-law eats baloney.
Tuna salad for all! 'though probably The Rock is on some kind of low-carb diet. Hold the bread for The Rock.
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