Dan-El: Jake, I just saw an awesome dude!
Jak-El: Did he have tattoos?
Dan-El: Yeah.
Jak-El: Did he have muscles?
Dan-El: Yeah.
Jak-El: Did he have ladies?
Dan-El: No.
Jak-El: Then he’s only half an awesome dude.
Lois: You have to have ladies to be an awesome dude?
Jak-El: Yeah. Ladies….or dogs.
Lois: Big dogs or little dogs?
Jak-El: Big dogs.
Lois: Which is better to have, ladies or dogs?
Jak-El: Both.
Lois: Which would you pick?
Jak-El: I don’t know.
Dan-El: I wanna be an awesome dude!
Lois: What good about having a dog?
Jak-El: A dog would protect you.
Lois: And what’s good about having a lady?
Jak-El: You’d have a hottie.
Lois: What if a guy doesn’t like ladies? Can he still be an awesome dude?
Jak-El: Nope.
Lois: But that’s okay, right?
Jak-El: Oh yeah. That’s okay.