What About You?

Jak-El: Who wants to succeed?

Dan-El: Not me! I don't wanna suck seeds!

I Had A Dream...

...that the Tom Baker version of the Doctor was thwarting a Dalek invasion by feeding them apples.

Thank you!

I Have Absolutely Nothing To Blog About...

....so go over here and read all the Crazy Jason posts.

Thank you!

Everyone's a Critic...

Lois: Wanna hear a joke? Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Jak-El: I dunno.

Lois: Because 7 8 9.

Jak-El: I don't get it.

Lois: 7 ate 9....get it?

Jak-El: No....

Lois: 7 ate -- chomp chomp chomp -- 9. Now do you get it?

Jak-El: Oh......yeah, I get it. Is that supposed to be funny?

Lois: It is funny.

Jak-El: No, it's not. You know what joke needs?

Lois: What?

Jak-El: More farting.

A Snippet IANO Will Love

(Husband and Lois watch coverage of Eunice Shriver's wake on the news)

Husband: Oprah? What the hell is Oprah doing there?

Lois: Huh? Oprah's there?

Husband: Yeah. She...oh, I know!

Lois: There was free ham.

Husband: YES!!!

(note: I Googled the phrase "Kennedy Ham image" to see if I could find some art to go with this. Along with images of actual hams, I also got pictures of babies, split pea soup, Jon Ham and Morgan Freeman.)

Even Hitler Loves Doctor Who