The Mensa Family

My Son the Genius, Part 1


Jak-El: Dan-El, someday you'll be 5 like me. And then I'll teach you how to medicate.

Lois: You'll teach him how to what?

Jak-El: Medicate.

Lois: What do you think medicate means?

Jak-El: You know, medicate.

[Jak-El crosses legs, closes eyes, and holds hands in front of him, with fingers pinched.]

Lois: Oh, you mean meditate.

Jak-El: I can call it whatever I want.

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My Son the Genius, Part 2



[sung by Dan-El, to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star." And yes, both the husband and I had our backs turned to him when he started singing]

Butt butt butt butt
Big big butt.
Butt butt butt butt,
Big big butt.
Mommy butt, Daddy butt
Jacob butt butt,
Big big butt butt
Danny butt butt.
Butt butt butt butt
Big big butt.
Butt butt butt butt
Butt butt butt