Gone Fishin'
Off for a week of sun and fun with the husband and rugrats.
No wild parties while I'm gone, okay?
posted by Lois Lane @ 12:05 PM
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The world is a mess and I just need to...rule it.
Friday, July 28, 2006
No wild parties while I'm gone, okay?
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Memo
TO: All
FROM: Cake
DATE: Friday, July 26, 2006
SUBJECT: The cat's away...
Don't forget snacks and booze!
And was someone going to bring poker chips?
See you all tonight,
Cake
... and the lead lining for the roof, so the hubby can't do a flyover checkup.
-- Lamont Cranston
Hey! Who are you people?
Get that jello out of the bath tub right now! Lois specifically said the cat wasn't supposed to have jello, especially with vodka in it!
Hey Cat Sitter,
You're kinda frisky.
Hey! Who thought the petting zoo was a good idea?
And why is the bathtub full of goldfish?!
Because the Kwik-E-Mart was out of Mr. Salty pretzels?
Wait until you see the Jacuzzi full of onion dip.
-- Lamont Cranston
DEAR GOD! The jacuzzi's full of onion dip...
...and we're out of chips!
That's not onion dip...
Oh.
::climbs out of jacuzzi::
::takes a 10 hour shower::
Well, I was gonna suggest that, rather than taking a 10-hour shower, you just open up one of those really big bags of Fritos and stand still for about five minutes...
but if that's not onion dip, the shower is probably your best bet.
Oh, and in the stall? That's not a loofah...
-- Lamont Cranston
Okay, this party is out of control. I'll be in the backyard with the punchbowl if anybody's looking for me.
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